geekadin

Here’s a classic article I found on 100 ways to be annoying. It’s even on a geocities site! OMG how annoying. Probably everyone’s seen this already but it’s the first time I rand across it so I thought I’d share.

Some of my favorites.

• Sew anti-theft detector strips into people’s backpacks.
• Staple papers in the middle of the page.
• Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
• Specify that your drive-through order is “to go”.
• Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
• Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
• Name your dog “Dog”.
• Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers’ brains.

Enjoy!